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My coteacher! |
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Buffet/ "Reception" |
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My coteacher! |
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Buffet/ "Reception" |
"Find life experiences and swallow them whole. Travel. Meet many people. Go down some dead ends and explore dark alleys. Try everything. Exhaust yourself in the glorious pursuit of life" - Lawrence K. Fish
Foreign Teacher Operating Instructions
These are my fantasy instructions for dealing with native English teachers like myself. Tact is very important in Korea, so while I tried to bring these things up gently when necessary, I couldn't hand out a booklet of operating instructions. It was so tempting though, that I'm posting them here for your enjoyment instead. This is meant to be funny, and not an indictment of Korean teachers: most of the teachers I worked with were very accommodating. For the few that need all of this advice, though:
Congratulations! You are now the lucky handler of a genuine Native English Teacher, specially imported from one of the Six Major English Speaking Nations. Please follow these instructions carefully in order to assure optimum performance.
1. Remember that your foreign teacher is a human being, and not actually an English practice robot. Generally, when you speak to her, she will assume that you are attempting to have a conversation, and as such, upon being asked for the fifteenth time whether she knows what kimchi is, will assume that you think she is stupid, and possibly give you a public telling-off. If you feel you need practice with the phrase "Have you tried kimchi?," please attend her free conversation class.
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Goodbye snow!!! |
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The front of our hostel was a cafe, equipped with a delicious breakfast and a friendly staff with plenty of travel tips |